Sex chat between a girl and boy
You’ve probably been suffering through sexless dates with men since you were that coveted teenage girl whom all the boys wanted in their yard.It’s important to keep in mind, however, that there are quite a few KEY differences when you’re a girl-dating-a-girl that may (or may not) come as a surprise to your new sexually unshackled self. Lesbians inherently understand the utmost importance of first impressions, and we are mega aware the location we choose for the first date will be fully analyzed/broken down by the girl we are taking out.Today is the glorious day for you to pull that trigger and fearlessly dive into the wild and wonderful world of GIRLS-DATING-GIRLS.Abandon the tired notion that pretty girls only date boys, because it’s total, utter bullsh*t (why else would it feel so good? It's such an exciting time to be fresh out of that dark, repressive closet and to set foot into the whimsical underworld of Lesbian Dating.One of the most frustrating parts of being gay (especially if you live in a small town) is the reality of just how our dating pool truly is (which is why we literally need you to come out that closet and join us at the girl bar ASAP, please).
OK, I get it; it’s not like you’ve never been at a DATE before.I’m going to bore you with a prehistorically old joke lesbians have been telling since the beginning of time.I’m sure you've heard it 90,000 times before and if you haven’t heard it yet -- you NEED to (this is a safe place for you to learn the basics sans judgment): This wildly popular lesbian cliché is rooted in truth.In the world of dating and f*cking boys, sex is but a complex animal overwhelmingly nerve-racking and tricky to decipher.If you give up the goods too quickly, you are pained with worry he will write you off as meaningless slut (after all, didn't mother always advise that no boy wants to buy the slutty-cow who gives her milk for free).
When you’re swimming in the boy-girl pool, it almost feels to get noticed because you're caught up in a terrifying tidal wave made up of masses of over-eager “girls-seeking-boys.” The straight scene is one giant, over-saturated, heterosexual hot mess.