Application form for dating my daughter
NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: ______________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). _________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron! I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.________________________________2. If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue & quietly leave my house. If all your answers were YES, then you may continue.1. Click HERE It was really fun to see Dads around the world unite around this funny little take on daughters beginning to date. It is no surprise to me that Dads of daughters united around this topic.
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Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.
In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
Explain the meaning of ”COME HOME EARLY” as used by married women. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.10.
Suppose your wife says, “Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon”, what would be your answer?